FRIDAY FUNNY: Person behind cheeky online listing hopes sex sells for ‘blue Ferrari’ with several flaws.
A car seller has hilariously detailed the number of sexual conquests he has had in a vehicle he is trying to sell before it otherwise ends up on the scrap heap.
The listing on Facebook reveals the car is nicknamed the “Berari”, or “Blue Ferrari”, but is in fact a 2005 Volkswagen Golf with more than 150,000km on the clock.
The amusing advert from the UK opens with the greeting “Morning Shaggers” before revealing the owner’s “shag” tally in the car actually stands at zero.
But not wishing to deter potential bidders, he rates its romp value – the potential number of “shags” he could have had in it – at a cheeky 69, reports the Daily Star.
Other details in the listing include that the hatchback does 0-60mph in “three to five business days”, probably has two bald tyres, only “drinks supreme petrol because it's a fossil”, and the wind-down windows in the rear are good for bicep training.
The seller says the Golf is going to be scrapped for about £400 (about NZ$760) but, tongue-in-cheek, he invites anybody interested to make him “genuine” offers in the region of £15,678.
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