Besides dunking on disgraced crypto founders, Twitternauts found time to tinker with the latest AI tech.
Illustration by Mitchell Preffer for Decrypt
FTX’s Sam Bankman-Fried continued to hold the industry’s attention hostage after a public back-and-forth between Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-CA) and yet more sparring with Binance’s CEO.
The Twitter chat with Maxine Waters, who is also chair of the House Financial Services Committee, actually kicked off last week, with the California politician inviting SBF to testify before the committee and even complimenting his “candid” discussion around the collapse of FTX.
It wasn’t until this week, though, that her tone changed. “It is imperative that you attend our hearing on the 13th,” wrote Waters.
The hearing, first announced days after FTX’s bankruptcy filing in November, is expected to unpack a bit more about how one of the industry’s largest crypto exchanges collapsed, leaving millions of investors without access to their money.
It is imperative that you attend our hearing on the 13th, and we are willing to schedule continued hearings if there is more information to be shared later. (3/3)
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) December 5, 2022
After SBF’s waffling, claiming that he didn’t have enough information to be of use, Waters reminded viewers at home that a subpoena was “definitely on the table” should the former crypto founder fail to appear.
This seemed to have been enough to convince SBF to continue the candid discussion.
“I still do not have access to much of my data—professional or personal,” he tweeted. “So there is a limit to what I will be able to say, and I won't be as helpful as I'd like. But as the committee still thinks it would be useful, I am willing to testify on the 13th.”
1) I still do not have access to much of my data — professional or personal. So there is a limit to what I will be able to say, and I won't be as helpful as I'd like.
But as the committee still thinks it would be useful, I am willing to testify on the 13th. https://t.co/KR34BsNaG1
— SBF (@SBF_FTX) December 9, 2022
It didn’t end there for SBF, either.
After Binance’s CEO Changpeng “CZ” Zhao called SBF’s behavior “unhinged” after CZ backed out of last month’s FTX buyout, the former Jane Street trader was quick to fire back.
“You won,” he tweeted. “There's no need to lie, now, about the buyout.”
You threatened to walk at the last minute if we didn't kick in an extra ~$75m.
We did it anyway because this just made us feel more confident we didn't want Binance on our cap table.
But again, none of this is necessary. You won. Why are you lying about this now?
— SBF (@SBF_FTX) December 9, 2022
Also, it turns out that working at Jane Street doesn’t quite have the same veneer as many previously thought. Well, at least in terms of where the “top-tier engineers” go.
I went to MIT & studied CS, one year under SBF
When he graduated in 2014, the place where all the top tier engineers went was Palantir
If you couldn't pass that interview, then it was Dropbox/FB etc
And the third-tier was quant/finance, ie Jane Street
SBF was tier-3 bad eng
— delian (@zebulgar) December 9, 2022
Crypto’s latest fascination: Artificial intelligence
If the bottom wasn’t already in, crypto’s latest obsession with ChatGPT may have finally signaled its arrival.
With Bitcoin and Ethereum trading sideways and volumes drying up, Twitternauts spent much of the week forcing a robot to answer the industry’s biggest questions.
ChatGPT can write your crypto investment thesis now pic.twitter.com/iN6uH2X1V8
— Goose Wayne (GFX) (@usgoose) December 2, 2022
Perhaps if the technology were launched a bit earlier, Sam wouldn’t be scrambling to communicate with investors accurately.
PSA for crypto fund managers: chatgpt can help you communicate with your investors pic.twitter.com/VfEz4OWf0c
— Brian Lui (@brianluidog) December 2, 2022
Crypto developers also spent the week getting OpenAI’s ChatGPT to spin up code for various crypto staples, like mixers, decentralized exchanges, and wallets.
ChatGPT just wrote a Mixer smart contract when the feds going to arrest an AI? pic.twitter.com/2N6vYYtkLB
— McKenna (@Crypto_McKenna) December 6, 2022
Crypto Twitter even got the robot to flip Trump, historically anti-Bitcoin, to wax poetic about the market’s largest orange coin.
😅😂🤣💀
This is great. #ChatGPT prompted to have Donald Trump explain #bitcoin: https://t.co/BFYlZZiD4o
— ┴┬┴ Tāylôr Ōwĕns ┴┬┴ (@anukasan1977) December 7, 2022
Stablecoin titans face off
This week, Coinbase also rolled out a minor update to its platform (and a major move in the stablecoin wars).
The San Francisco-based crypto exchange is now offering zero-fee conversions for investors looking to swap from Tether’s USDT to Circle’s USDC.
Don't forget: Coinbase is part of a two-firm consortium with Circle called Centre that launched the USDC stablecoin back in 2018.
The move comes on the heels of Circle’s less-than-bullish financial year, with the firm postponing its plans to go public. Thus, adding this new incentive to hop out of the market’s largest stablecoin and into Circle’s offering comes across as a pretty clear attempt to shore up the firm’s position in the market.
For some, though, the move came across as “desperate.”
Not a good look. Also looks desperate.
Makes me trust USDC a little less tbh.
— Byzantine General (@ByzGeneral) December 9, 2022
Coinbase's strategy also created a minor premium for USDT’s dollar peg and an opportunity for Tether’s CTO Paolo Ardoino to do a bit of gloating.
Tether USDt trades premium on CB.
Flight to safety doing alright. pic.twitter.com/Kn1WqyZ6aP— Paolo Ardoino 🍐 (@paoloardoino) December 9, 2022